The first time gets overrated, and we got a bit too drunk.

i bet you're so glad
you can keep me

now
and forever,

i wish buttershop tar
had never fallen between
the bottles of tequila on the top shelf.

(my mama's only plan
was to get me rich
so i could buy her things
she can't afford)

we knows, she knows, we know,
and i'm tired of camping out here,

and i am tired of being your friend.